ilywaffle
393563 - 3 weeks ago -
College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

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curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

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porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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58373 - 3 weeks ago -
m0ntreux:

universecity88:

im-lil-g:

kamikaze95:

This is disgusting delete this immediately

fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell

yeet


aye my mans getting that shit

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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