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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]

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1240 - 3 weeks ago -

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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guystud:

guystud:

these middle school boys are wtching some anime on the bus its weirdly cute bc theyre all huddled around the laptop totally into it

they were watching hentai

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96883 - 1 month ago -

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

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180142 - 1 month ago -

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

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lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

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dirtydirtychai:

spiderjockey:

soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you

Oh

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image

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